Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Randomize