dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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