5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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