Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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