How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
3pm strippers are depressing
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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