Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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