you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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