I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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