But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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