my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
soo... how was my night?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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