Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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