sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
