So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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