do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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