I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
