You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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