god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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