I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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