Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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