Tell her she can't have a vagina
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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