You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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