it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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