Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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