Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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