Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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