their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Fuck appropriateness.
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so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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