the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just gift wrapped bread.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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