i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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