smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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