Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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