oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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