We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
did i just pee glitter
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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