Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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