I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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