You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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