Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Please don't give away my fajitas
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