it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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