There is no way he is gay with that hair.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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