How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night