Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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