in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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