No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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