I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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