She said her name was "party"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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