I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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