Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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