Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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