i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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