Me too!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
