Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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