She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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