he shaved USA in his pubs
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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