I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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