i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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