did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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