You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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